Every time I get on this damn website one of you horny ass mother fuckers messages me wanting me to talk dirty to you bitches. I DO have a LIFE, people! I don't just spend all of my time fucking and talking dirty to people! Or watching porn! I like to read, write and watch TV! Sometimes I go outside and fish and smell the roses! I like to debate about moral dilemmas and philosophy damn it! I like to eat cheese! So god damn it, people! Stop fucking messaging me, you fuck tards! I will not suck you penis!